A fantastic joke present. The Perfect Date is 'every guy's dream': she's 3 feet tall, blonde, with an open mouth, no teeth and a hole in her head for holding your beer. She's inflatable, so she can be packed away when you don't need her, and blown up the instant you do! She has no genitals, and hence no need for foreplay, and weights in her feet keep her standing. A great gift for any guy, whether its for a birthday, bucks night, or just for laughs.